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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8621 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2116 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!