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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!