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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

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