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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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