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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Villages Defended: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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