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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 New Chunks Explored: 705871

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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