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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4454 Void Armor Forged: 15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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