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So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and of course, plenty of porn talk. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3581
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3804
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6166	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Emeralds Found:	7835
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	998
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5737	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	892
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Emeralds Found:	3632	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crops Grown:	1159
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	52

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.