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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1424 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!