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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6595 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 121 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.