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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7563 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!