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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4653 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1499 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.