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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1187 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 5298 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.