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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1731 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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