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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3987 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.