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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.