BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8942
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1658	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	2751

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Mines Excavated:	2957
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	710000	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1690	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.