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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9725 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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