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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5576 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
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