BlockBlastersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	644331	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3568	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5095
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1935
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3491	New Chunks Explored:	336524
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2