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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6635 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7291 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!