Blockageddon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2459
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	990	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9920
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	994294	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.