join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pvpisland

    Pvpisland

    –PvPIsland–cracked/premium crystal pvp server,We have many kits in the server such as (crystal,axe,netherite and sword).If you want to make a kit we got you we have custom kitcreator also if you feel like your kit needs to be added in default gamemodes you can suggest to add it and it will be reviewed within 4 hours.

    That doesnt end there we have plans of adding minigames Join now PvpIslanddiscord:https://discord.gg/Hwdp6bdu4eIp: PVPisland.mc-games.xyz

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UP4A.minehut.gg

    UP4A.minehut.gg

    ANARCHY SERVER: UP4A.minehut.gg NO RULES KILL DESTROY MURDER HACK – flying may get you booted however due to anticheat RAID PILLAGE SWEAR Troll do what ever you wish too!

    IP : UP4A.minehut.gg recommended clients for hacking (Best Free one: Impact) (Best Paid one: Future)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lifesteal.fun

    Lifesteal.fun

    Perfecting, studying and learning the fundamentals of competitive Minecraft Servers by providing the best content possible and listening to our community.

    Lifesteal is a Lifesteal SMP Server, released in early May. aiming to create a unique and enjoyable Lifesteal experience for all, we’d love for you join us!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crazyeevee

    Crazyeevee

    Welcome to Crazyeevee the survival/pvp is fun and cool We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Thank you for your time!!!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • God like smp

    God like smp
    Server IP: Godlikesmp.aternos.me:29124

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Poke Amica

    Poke Amica

    PokeAmica – A serene Pixelmon Experience!! Running Pixelmon Reforged (Always up to date!!) IP: mc.pokeamica.net Discord: https://discord.gg/qVB9K4G

    Poke Amica is all about giving everyone a fair chance to get everything while still being fun!We have custom forms and lots of fun content (like crates) to keep you entertained beyond the basic pixelmon expirience! All members at PokeAmica are patiently waiting for YOU to get in here! We have friendly and helpful staff, loyal and sweet players, and tons of features that you won’t find anywhere else.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1064 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HexoCraft

    HexoCraft

    Minecraft Network, -Great community -Towny -Vanilla -SkyWars -new modes coming soon! -24/7 -Active staff Discord

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Woollycraft

    Woollycraft

    🌼 Welcome to WoollyCraft! 🐑

    🌟 Embark on a whimsical journey through the pixelated pastures of our enchanting Minecraft realm! 🌟

    🌟 Immerse yourself in the serene beauty of WoollyCraft, where peace reigns supreme, and your journey is limited only by your creativity. 🌟

    🌈 Discover a tranquil, unspoiled vanilla experience, devoid of grief and void of pay-to-win scams. And no more fretting about unruly PvP encounters ! 🏟️

    🌟 Whether you’re wielding the mighty Java Edition or cozying up with Bedrock Edition, WoollyCraft welcomes you with open arms.!🐑

    🌈 WoollyCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a sanctuary for adventurers of all kinds. Our server is perfect for those looking to battle mobs and challenge themselves, as well as those who love to relax, farm, and build.🌼

    🌟 What sets WoollyCraft apart:

    🐏 No warps or /tpa🐏 No Pay to Win, No VIP/Ranks🐏 No PVP🐏 Friendly Community🐏 Great and Safe for all ages

    🌟 Ready to embark on this fluffy adventure? Here’s how you can join us:

    🟣 For Java Edition: woollycraft.mc.gg🟢 For Bedrock (Pocket Edition): 31.214.134.100 port: 41116

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 383050 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ElegansCraft

    ElegansCraft

    We are a server that was designed from the ground up to be fun and enjoyable for all players. If you want to play alone, chat with other players, or work across a large province to create something truly special, this is the place. You can expect reliability, a great community, and more if you decide to join us. There are updates every day that help make the server even better than it already is. The server is completely configured according to what our players want and our focus above all is to ensure you have a good time on our server. We have an extremely balanced economy, driven by players, where the only way to earn coins is through your hard effort, we constantly monitor the economy to avoid extreme inflation or other unbalanced things. Additionally, we have a load of custom plugins that we develop to make the experience on our server truly unique.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BLminigame Minecraft

    BLminigame Minecraft

    Some people report that Hypixel Sucks, We know that. So we had created a advanced Minigame server than Hypixel. What we have: 1. Staffs 2. Bedwars 3. More Fun Minigames included! So what are you waiting for? just go to our server then have fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blind dusk

    Blind dusk

    Brand New RLCraft Server which has Crates / griefprevention / ect ect ect.

    we are looking to build a friendly community to play with consistently.we are also going to be needing a Managment team.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MCBlock

    MCBlock

    Looking for an awesome Minecraft server that you WILL enjoy? Well, here it is! MCBlock is a refreshing survival AND skyblock experience packed with some of the latest and greatest gameplay improving plugins. Some of them include: > mcMMO > Land Claiming > Vote Parties > Beautiful Builds > 1.7 – 1.16 Version Support > Custom Bosses > Auctions > Custom plugins We have a 30,000 x 30,000 MAIN WORLD BORDER! A custom Mars world, and more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MadMochi

    MadMochi

    MadMochi is a Semi-Vanilla server that strives to deliver an authentic survival experience which minimizes common server hiccups such as latency, bugs and malicious hackers or griefers.

    Our Goal is to preserve any and every players’ builds by adhering to no map resets. We take special care to religiously backup data daily. At MadMochi, we ensure that every committed player leaves a lasting legacy.

    – 35+ Custom Vanilla-like Enchantments – – No Map Resets – – Land Protection (5000 blocks) – – Voting Rewards – – Excellent no lag environment – – Much more to come! –

    MadMochi is mostly an environment suited for an older audience (18+ Community). Please be aware that upon joining the server, you will likely witness vulgar language as well as content not suited for children. This is because the system only filters spam.

    You have been warned.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lanisland

    Lanisland
    Server IP: lanisland.com:20956

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8142 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Quantum Galaxies

    Quantum Galaxies

    We are currently offering the following gamemodes:

    ~Skyblock ~Vanilla Survival ~Semi Vanilla + Playershops, jobs, skills ~OP Custom Survival + Beautiful large world, mythic/custom mobs, special enchants, minions, keep inv ON.

    We will be adding updated gamemodes regularly. Join from 1.8 – latest

    Server IP: quantum-mc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3xZgrr9 Website: www.quantum-mc.net/

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 9326
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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