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BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	3158
Zombie Dances:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	568	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5573	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	143
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2304	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	336238
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1