Block Panther Minecraft Server

Laughter, Protagonist, Audience, dabbed on, Marvel

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are getting dabbed on! Join us for epic battles between players, where you can show off your best dab moves while taking down your enemies. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is practicing its dab! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted doing the floss dance in our server spawn. So come join us and show off your epic dance moves while surviving in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! 💃🕺🐉🔥 #DabOnEm #HerobrineFlossin’

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

roommate, alone, bathrobe, tradition, roommate conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

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New Server IP
CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

sexual health, sexual injuries, injuries during coitus, coitus safety, intimate wellness

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

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New Server IP
CreeperSaidUrMomGay

rude comments, uncivil behavior, discourteous behavior, harsh criticism, offensive remarks

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

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New Server IP
BritTroopz Minecraft Server

military exercises, defense exercises, security alliance, military preparedness, BritTroopz

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
NipponSteelCraftsUSA

market regulation, restrictions, global economy, political decision making, biden

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

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New Server IP

Block Panther Minecraft Server

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

NipponSteelCraftsUSA