Block Panther Minecraft Server

black panther, Minecraft, racial humor, Laughter, Audience

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are getting dabbed on! Join us for epic battles between players, where you can show off your best dab moves while taking down your enemies. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is practicing its dab! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted doing the floss dance in our server spawn. So come join us and show off your epic dance moves while surviving in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! 💃🕺🐉🔥 #DabOnEm #HerobrineFlossin’

BurntBites Minecraft Server

Lounge, new kid, age, rewash, Cooking

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

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VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

PTO, Wife, Hubby, VacayVeto, Jealousy

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

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BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

cowgirl, spooning, Intimacy, standing, doggy style

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

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Peak2Pit FastFood

menu variety, Restaurant, trends, Competition, brand recognition

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

international relations, egypt, MIDDLE EAST, immigration, PyramidCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

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Block Panther Minecraft Server

BurntBites Minecraft Server

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

Peak2Pit FastFood

PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed