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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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