Block Breakup Bash

Block Breakup Bash

Well, if you’re looking for a place to heal your broken heart and have a blast at the same time, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for some post-breakup therapy in the form of building giant heart-shaped structures, battling mobs with your ex’s name, and unleashing your inner creativity in our grief-themed building contests. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to blow up all those memories? So come on, join us and let’s turn that heartbreak into block-breaking fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

    Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Crops Grown: 8861
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

    DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

    But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

    With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 146457

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

    Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Animals Bred: 161
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

    Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

    Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

    Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

    But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dimension Hops: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Potions Brewed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

    CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

    Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server
    Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7794 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

    SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!
    Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

    Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Farms Harvested: 369
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2413

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineCraftyMcCraftFace

    MineCraftyMcCraftFace
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 646243 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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