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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8266 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?