join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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