join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 6703 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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