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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	587	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1584	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9947
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Items Found:	7652	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	730
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2383	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Star Shards Collected:	218
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mines Excavated:	3529	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	6841
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20