Blazelite | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	140
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	5824	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	1736
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Votes:	9901	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Emeralds Found:	8979	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	1168
Mines Excavated:	2819	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	187

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7413	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

maxveel.keenetic.link

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4520	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6