A semi-vanilla server focused on building, raiding, redstone, and sword PvP. Crystals and anchors are disabled to encourage sword/axe PvP. We also have sethomes, some gameplay tweaks, and RTP to boost your play!
Come and join!
smp.durk.me:25858
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The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.
You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.
You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.
You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!
Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!
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DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?
Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!
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LyricMaster Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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DisgustCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).
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DefenseCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.