Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	205853
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	85	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	5237	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	169	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	6653	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.