Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8476	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	2564

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Players Killed by Monsters:	4700
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7469
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5137
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6397	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	511	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.