Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Pip

Roleplay, custom commands, Mini Games, Builds, Events

Brand new WIP server. Fresh Survival, Minigames, Creative, with daily rewards, ranks, custom commands, and more to come! Join today – pip.modded.fun – we are also looking for committed administrators.

50.20.255.228

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New Server IP
SparkingCraft

PvP, Clans, Virtual Economy, PvP Coin, Protections

Survivalrpg server, which you expect to join, we are trying to carry out this project

What do we offer you?

Clans nkup Arenaspvp Pve Coin, PvP Coin Economy, Virtual Economy Daily and weekly events RPG weapons with special attributes and attacks Protections Battle pass

sparking.mysrv.us

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New Server IP

The Pen

Prison, parkour challenges, Gangs, Swords, Roleplay

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after reaching top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and compete with rival gangs
Swords and Potions are illegal
Rent prison cell or plot
Start with basic tools and armor, work for better gear
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties system
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests
Multiple ways to earn money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

Ranks:

A – Default Prisoner

B – $25,000

C – $80,000

D – $250,000

E – $800,000

Parolee – $1,500,000

Citizen – $2,000,000

Guard – Ensures safety, enforces rules

SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges

Warden – Administrator

SrWarden – Senior Administrator

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison, protecting new players and enforcing rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Violating rules can result in Guard actions.

How do I join a gang?

To join a gang, communicate with existing gang members and express interest in joining. The gang leader can then invite you to join.

Can I be a Guard on the server?

If you wish to become a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel. Guards play a crucial role in maintaining the prison atmosphere and enforcing rules.

Ez Life No Wife 1.20

living alone, bachelorhood, Life, long term bachelor, ez life

Yo, bros, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend, then you gotta join this one!

We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.

Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.

No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).

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New Server IP
Dadcraft Spring Break Drama

behavior issues, parenting, dealbreakers, Kids, narcissistic tendencies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your step-daughter’s antics? Look no further! Join our server where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like your boyfriend’s daughter’s behavior.

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.

Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.

So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Pip

SparkingCraft

The Pen

Ez Life No Wife 1.20

Dadcraft Spring Break Drama