BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	657

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2345	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.