BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Community Cafe

Chestshop, Economy, Familyfriendly, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Tardis

CommunityCaféA small community based server

Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

Dedicated, Friendly, Hometown, Mature, Survival, Vanilla

Come on, make yourself at home.

We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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Skyblock

Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Varrock

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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Prison

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft PvP & Towny Server! Here you can test your skills in fighting other players while building and managing a city.

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3114	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Palladium SMP [1.20.2+] | PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming | MCMMO | Land Claims | Live Map | Player Warps | Player Shops | Ranks | Pets | Keep Inventory ON

Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Coreprotect, Coreprotectsurvival, Familyfriendly, Griefprevention, Keepinventoryon, MCMMO, Pg13, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranks, Ranksystem, stocks, Survival

What is Palladium SMP?We are a small, tightknit, PG-13, family friendly, non-P2W Minecraft community with active staff members who are dedicated to creating the best SMP experience out there!

Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:

MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!

Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP

Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party

Tons of custom QOL plugins and fun cosmetic items!Player WarpsKeep inventory is ON

We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:

Jobs, Auction House

And much more!

Join and see for yourself! 😉

Java Edition: play.pd-smp.comBedrock Edition: play.pd-smp.com Port: 25565

discord.gg/d2WNy4FHBC

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZhangCraft

Survival

Welcome to ZhangCraft! (⁠⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

ZhangCraft

We are server Survival-Multiplayer with events or quests!Join our official Discord server too! *Rules of our server are on discord*discord.com/invite/QCxK3cypHv

See you on ZhangCraft !

Great Fortune !＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreationStation

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server supports both Bedrock, and Java! Invite your friends and come join our small but growing community! we have plenty of undiscovered land, /back /home and /spawn for all players with the ability to set 3 homes! we have an economy plugin and are working on the store, the xp farms with everything you could need and ask for. come be a part of our growing community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RulerCraft

Atlas, bedrock, Casino, Countries, Cultures, Custom, Desi, Dungeons, Earth, Earthmc, Earthtowny, Economy, Empire, Empires, Faction, Geomc, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Graddod, History, Imperial, Map, MCMMO, Nations, Pocketedition, Politics, PvE, PvP, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Ruler, Siege, smp, Smpearth, Towns, Towny, Wars

What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Cultures & Religions:– Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1059

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.