BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3028

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Just Simple Hosting | Semi-Anarchy [Survival / Creative]

Adventure, amazing, building, Creative, Multiverse, PvP, Survival

Our server is a semi-anarchy survival server lead by the Minecraft community, built by the Minecraft community.We support the Minecraft community by providing a fully community run server hosted on us.The only rules are to treat others with respect, don’t swear, no hacks, no trolls.We support older and newer versions of Minecraft clients, so you don’t need the latest versions client.

Why not logon to our server and check out what we have been up too?

Cross-Platform

IP Address: mc.jshosting.co.ukPort: 19133If you playing on Xbox you will need to download an app to logon to this server.You have to be connected to the same network as your Xbox.

Rule[1] Be Kind and Respectful[2] Don’t Hack [3] Don’t Grief![4] Spamming or Advertising

These rules are at the discretion of the staff members online.

Don’t forget to vote for our community lead server by clicking here! or Join discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Abyss SMP [Java + Bedrock crossplay]

Survival

A world overviewAbyss Season 8 uses Terralith generation for a unique survival experience. There are over 65 different biomes, including most vanilla biomes. These include lush caves, dripstone caves, monument valleys, moonlight groves, alpha islands, mirage islands, and many more. Clients supported are 1.18.2 and bedrock clients. Mobile, Consoles, Desktops are all supported. This world is overviewed using a Pl3xmap, a link to which can be found below.

http://play.abyssmc.org:8123/

About Our ServerAbyss Survival was originally released November 2017 and has been reset several times. Rules are defined by our community, feel free to discussion them in the discord. World downloads are available at the end of every season, so you can continue them in survival, or use them on your own server with friends. We run Coreprotect, so any malicious actions can be undone within seconds.

Rules

1. Be mindful of other players; be respectful to the community and others

2. All chests are private unless marked public. All chest transactions are logged.

3. Do not grief or steal. Buildings near spawn are public areas & may be removed, if needed

4. Do not use mods to gain an unfair advantage, autoclickers and simple external scripts are fine.

5. PvP and fighting must be agreed upon by both players

Custom FeaturesSlimefun is installed to add backpacks, nuclear reactors, magic altars, item transports, energy, holograms, and a bunch of new tools and armor.

Additionally, there are custom recipes. Teleportation is disabled, and players must be able to craft consumable enchanted chorus fruit and enchanted enderpearls in order to teleport to your bed and to other players respectively. A full list of quality of life recipes can be found at

https://abyssmc.org/

A list of slimefun recipes can be found in-game with the slimefun guide.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Kingdom of Latis

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Kingdom of Latis is a multi world medieval themed survival server designed for creativity, adventure, and most importantly, fun! The Kingdom of Latis has amazing sights, hidden temples, ancient villages, and more. You may choose to travel from one location to the next through portals or by dragon flight. If you prefer to simply survive and live in peace you have several worlds to choose from. The main Kingdom Island (PvE) is the place where all new players spawn in, after that you may want to take a walk down to the docks and get onto the ship which will take you to the other PvE worlds (Crystal Bay, Emeraldl) or you may feel slightly more adventurous and get on the ship that will take you our Pvp/Stealing world, Innova. But beware, Innova is a Towny War based, PvP world. Raiding (no griefing), stealing, and PvP are allowed in Innova, as well as full use of all levels of magical wands abilities through the plugin MagicalSpells and bandit NPCs (Citizens 2-Sentry) are scattered around the lands waiting for the unsuspecting adventurer.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftBars Bangladesh

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Connection Information and Discord Java IP : mc.craftbars.xyz Bedrock IP & Port : mc.craftbars.xyz:19138 Discord: https://dsc.gg/craftbars

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Memelands | 1.20.2 | Vanilla | Whitelist | Mature and friendly players | Discord | 15+ | Dynmap

Discord, Dynmap, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mature, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello everyone!

Memelands is a 1.20.2 SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. We have been playing on the current map since 2019, so there are loads of unique builds and history to discover! And we will never reset the map, so everything you build on the server will stay there forever and you don’t have to worry about a “new season” wiping your progress.

We have players from multiple time zones all over the world, ensuring that the server stays active around the clock. There are events on the server every so often, ranging from jeopardy nights to build contests and sporting activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are usually held at a time where the most players are able to join in.

We are looking for creative individuals who will want to contribute to our server and be a part of a great community and, most importantly, have fun. The type of player who stops playing on worlds when “everything has been completed” is the complete opposite of what we are looking for.

The server is completely vanilla with the exception of a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (we use CoreProtect to detect thieves and griefers). The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server are to be made.

We have a website where blog posts about the server can be submitted and we also have a Dynmap page where the map (Google Earth-esque) can be viewed live!

Our goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players!

Basic rules: (more detailed list in our Discord server and website)

No stealing, griefing or hacking.Be mature and friendly. Respect other’s builds.No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

(If you see someone breaking a rule you should immediately report the player to an admin)

A whitelist and application system is in place to make sure that our new members are welcomed into a secure environment.

Application: CLICK HERE

Server IP: play.memelands.com

Note that you do have to be aged 15 or older to apply.

Minecraft is full of endless possibilities, and this is a great place to explore them. We hope you will come join us! :)/The Memelands Server admins

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crush Central

LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, OneBlock, Survival

Rpg Oneblock

,Lifesteal

Prisons

and many other modes coming soon

!Collect and replay 50 unique phases

!Unique quests and custom items

.Bosses and Events

.Minions

!Custom enchants and all sorts of other things coming soon

.Prison and Lifesteal coming soon

.Active and friendly community

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Emerald-Craft

This server is a fun to play, friendly and grief protected environment! With many fun ranks to attain and tones for you to do, join in faction wars, PVP arenas, Spleef, MOB arena, Hunger games! and server-wide competitions with a new RPG world coming soon…

Additional Details A server using 30+ plugins, with multiworlds, chestshop, mobarena, premissionsEX and many many more. Runs on a 32GB RAM so there is NO LAG, With a i7 Processor. with unlimited slots!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arsus Network

Skyblock

To learn more about Arsus Network, check out our wiki page. https://wiki.arsusnw.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LODECRAFT [1.20.4] [Never Resets] [MCMMO] [Survival] [Building] [DISCORD]

Adventuring, Backpacks, BUILD, building, classic, Community, Creative, MCMMO, memes, Oldschool, Paper, Paperspigot, smp, Smpsurvival, Spigot, Survival, Survivalserver

Welcome To LODECRAFT!

Welcome to the LODECRAFT Classic SMP Minecraft server! A server focused around enjoying Minecraft the classic way with some fun plugins sprinkled in. We take it slow and enjoy building out the world which we never reset. Enjoy the laid back experience and get building!

Come Join Our Discord Server!https://discord.gg/5tWGK9D67W

IP: LODECRAFT.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8325	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lore of Crafters

Arkan, Arkanbuilds, Community, Crafters, Faction Pvp, Factions, games, Gaming, Hub, Hunger, Hunger Games, Loc, Lore, Mariokart, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Prison, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Survival, Voxelsniper

The original Lore of Crafters. We’ve launched a vanilla survival server for all previous (and new) members of our community to join.

Lore of Crafters traces its origins to November 20th, 2011. Founded as Imperocraft originally the server changed into Lore of Crafters in 2012. Known by many names throughout its time such as Lore of Covid (2020-2021) or Laurel Crafters (2021-2023), this great past makes it the 5th oldest Minecraft server!

Our current world is from 2021 and we have no plans on resetting it! (praying to Herobrine)

Make sure to join our Discord! https://discord.gg/7F9hC9X

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7157	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legendary Island

1. . ☠ NO Annoying Boring Signs With Rules at the Beginning! ☠ Cozy and Friendly Gameplay Atmosphere ☠ Easy to Start Right From the First Time Join. Just do “/mine” and start mining! ☠ Clean Chat Without Swear and Spam

2. ☠ Hunger Games Only When YOU Feel Like It ☠ Entertaining Assassin Games ☠ Hundreds of Towns With Active, Real Residents ☠ Manage Your House Protection Without Admins

3. ☠ Free Full Membership is For Free ☠ The More You Play the Higher Rank You Get ☠ Officially Become a Superhero, Pirate, Wizard, Redstoner, Knight, Architect, Oracle ☠ Adult and Friendly Admins ☠ Survival and Creative PvP on|off

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3821
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Animals Bred:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survival server

119server, bedrock, Minecraft, Other, Skyblcok, smp, Survival, Survivalserver

Dive into DSBM ADVENTURE for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mugiwara MC (Unreleased, 1.16.5, Modded)

Mineminenomi, Moddedserver, Moddedsurvival, Onepiece, Server, Survival

MC MUGIWARA – 1.16.5 Modded Mine Mine No Mi server – Not Open Yet

:success: Join to sail the One Piece world in Minecraft as a Pirate, Marine! or a Revolutionary!

There are only one fruit of each kind in this server so better find one or take it for yourself from somebody who already ate it!

:Toxicking: No toxicity is allowed! we don’t want that in our environment. Also no pay to win or cracked.

:Island: Claim islands as your territory and hold meetings with other groups!

:MinecraftPartyParrotYGB: Have fun and join!https://discord.gg/32GN4JpE

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Super Happy Fun Time

Economy, Survival

You’ve found home! A fun, friendly survival server.

No cheating, or abuse allowed. Survival setting.

Lots of mods installed, economy, marriage, achievements, plot reservation, wilds, shops, Daily Bonuses, etc. Friendly admins.

Have a good time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LimeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to LimeCraft, your ultimate Minecraft destination for an immersive and thrilling gaming experience! Dive into a world where kingdoms rise and fall, alliances are forged, and epic battles unfold. Our server seamlessly combines the intensity of the Factions plugin with carefully curated lightweight plugins to provide a near-vanilla gameplay experience. LimeCraft offers a community-driven environment where players can unleash their creativity, build alliances, and conquer new territories. Join us on this adventure and become a part of a vibrant and friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, LimeCraft welcomes all Minecraft enthusiasts to embark on a journey filled with excitement, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.