BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arcator MC1

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RazorPvP

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

aristocracy

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing Semi-Vanilla server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	266
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.