BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TCMinecraft

Survival

The server is mostly ready to go. There might be some bugs so beware. Data loss is still possible. Join and help and get a Helper rank. I’m going to add more cool stuff.

Java and Bedrock can join!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cheesium Cloud

JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!

JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	2948	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

House of Targaryen

**Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**

We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.

We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:

– PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.

We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.

So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws

Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.