BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5559
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	3467

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2341	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3045
Star Shards Collected:	136	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ores Mined:	2248	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	5703

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5402	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	184	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	34411	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!