Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	300
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	7178	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6054	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Votes:	2210	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	6871
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net