Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ores Mined:	5083	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5021
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564814

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8373
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Star Shards Collected:	166
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com