Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	9455	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1765	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Farms Harvested:	903	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Emeralds Found:	1705

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Towns Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31423	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9235	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	428	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com