Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	8495	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7906	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6362
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	172	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7610
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7527	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	852974
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5829
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4806	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	7625	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	537673	Void Gems Collected:	11

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7610

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

CubedMC.org