Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7916	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	7782
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Votes:	1443
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5909
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	992
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	6961	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	2634
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Potions Brewed:	141	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	394633	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	753	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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