Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	New Chunks Explored:	870474
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	8130	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4084	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Votes:	9292
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4459
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6278	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	5191

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mines Excavated:	1411
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1926	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5302
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5161
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	7913

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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