Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2391

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	2914	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	701899
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	182	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Chimeras Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1340
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8437	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	735	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com